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Unicorn Snot

“My wife and I love unicorn snot. Her eczema has cleared up and my โ€˜personal bedroom problemsโ€™ have fixed themselves. Her Ying has never looked shinier and my Yang is now well-balanced and has a healthy colour. And with a SPF factor of 30, we bask in the knowledgeย that we are also protected from the sunโ€™s rays, which is important at this time of year.

“The grandchildren love the smell and the fact that the tube says โ€˜Unicorn Snotโ€™ amuses them greatly, and makes them want to put it on.

“Unicorn Snot is waterproof for up to 80 minutes, which leaves plenty of swimming time.

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