I was expecting the eviction to go okay. I mean, he had trashed the joint before the eviction, so I expected all of that to be there.
Oh, how I was wrong.
Firstly, the carport roller door didn’t work—he had disabled, if not broken, the system. Bugger.
Then when I went to open my front door, I couldn’t. It was wedged closed by my kitchen steps.
What Mitch stole
Mitch helped himself to many of my things on his way out. $amounts are the replacement cost as of 18 June 2023.
Dyson HP00 Pure hot+cool Fan Heater White/Silv x 2 ($749 each) [https://www.thegoodguys.com.au/dyson-hp00-pure-hot-pluscool-fan-heater-whitesilver-385276-01]
2 X QS sheet sets ($150 X 2 = $300)
6 X Sheridan bath towels ($50 X 6 = $300)
6 X Sheridan hand towels ($30 X 6 = $180)
Knife set (stored in a knife block) ($500)
20 x small hedging plants ($30 each; $600 in total)
Ozito cordless blower ($85)
Ozito cordless drill and bits ($80)
Ozito Cordless whipper-snipper ($260)
Bag full of pro-spec extension powerboards with circuit breakers (I estimate eight powerboards at $30 each [https://www.mitre10.com.au/hpm-plug-boss-6-outlet-powerboard]
Many extension cords of varying length, from 2m ($3) to 20m ($60)—possible replacement cost: $100 [https://rebrand.ly/zn9eufr]
Green wheelie bin with the number 18 on the front ($65) [https://www.bunnings.com.au/handy-100l-green-wheelie-bin_p4520172]
Dell Precision Tower PC, 64GB RAM, 2 x top-spec video cards ($7,600) and a number of portable hard drives of various capacity, including 8TB
Logitech Webcam ($144)
Alesis Sample Pad 4 Electronic Drum Trigger Module ($320) [https://derringers.com.au/alesis-sample-pad-4-electronic-drum-trigger-module]
M-Audio Oxygen Pro 49 49 Note USB Controller Keyboard ($379)
Steinberg Cubase Elements 12 – upgrade version ($44)
Steinberg expansions, instruments and sounds – a great many (see attached screen grabs)
Swiss Army Men Watch Date 24hr Black Leather Stainless Gray Battery 166ft Quartz, second hand from eBay ($90)
Weber Family Q Premium bbq and gas bottle ($950 plus probably $36 for a new gas bottle)
Cordless dust buster ($90)
Large outdoor umbrella and base ($300)
Pentax K-3 dslr camera, serial no. 4860965 ($2,700) [https://pentax.com.au/products/1052/pentax-k-3-iii-dslr-camera–body-only—-black]
And, bizarrely, from the laundry, Mitch took my washing basket full of my soiled clothes that certainly wouldn’t fit him.
I can only be grateful that I hadn’t unboxed some Le Creuset I’d had delivered; I took receipt of the boxes from the courier, and sat them on my bed, but it seems that Mitch, for some bizarre reason, didn’t go into my bedroom to see what he could steal. Phew! I escaped that potential nightmare.
It’s going to cost to have an ‘exit clean’ to make the upstairs area habitable, especially since I also need to have a specialist carpet cleaner in to clean the carpet upstairs (including removing the blood stains from Mitch’s dog when she was in heat).
All of this means that it might be a little while before I can help someone in need to my upstairs rooms again.