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Unicorn Snot

“My wife and I love unicorn snot. Her eczema has cleared up and my ‘personal bedroom problems’ have fixed themselves. Her Ying has never looked shinier and my Yang is now well-balanced and has a healthy colour. And with a SPF factor of 30, we bask in the knowledge that we are also protected from the sun’s rays, which is important at this time of year.

“The grandchildren love the smell and the fact that the tube says ‘Unicorn Snot’ amuses them greatly, and makes them want to put it on.

“Unicorn Snot is waterproof for up to 80 minutes, which leaves plenty of swimming time.

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