I’m a little teapot
Short and foul mouthed
I don’t like children
Or cats in my house
I don’t like horses,
Piss off dogs,
Rack off people
And fuck off frogs
***
A sailor went out to sea, sea, sea
Because he wanted to have a great big wee
He struggled and heaved
But couldn’t relieve
So he went back to port and died of infection